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                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, cm\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.81 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.81 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd 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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \n        This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear. The relaxed cut and soft, tubed knit drape like an old favorite, while the bold back print (“Powered by: Hatred, Caffeine \u0026amp; Offensive Jokes”) announces a sharp, sarcastic sense of humor. Wear it when you need to send a cheeky message without saying much—paired with worn jeans and a slow-brewed coffee, it becomes part of your everyday uniform. The subtle left-chest script balances the statement on the back, so the shirt reads confident but not loud. Built to last, it softens with every wash and keeps its character through frequent wears and weekend routines.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit, sizes S–4XL available (check Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and available in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa 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